german

Fat, speckled, fair tanned nazis and children of nazis that turn into bright red colored tan and glotonious behavior during summer hollidays in non-expensive countries, like Italy, Croatia and Spain.
Fat, speckled, fair tanned pathetic assholes who need to buy wifes from even more non-expensive countries, like Ukraine and Far East.
Fat, speckled, fair tanned sick bastards eho travel to ultiamtely non-expensive countries to satisfy theie pedofile urges.

I hate those red german tourists.
Ich am German, need buy vife, bitte, hundret euro mit visa.
I need to get more young boys for those germans.

by Jojo Ungh July 26, 2006

German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

german

Nazis who wish they were as good as the polish

man to bad im german, i wish i was polish

by Von nazi swhagneribanlist October 10, 2005

German

When someone hits you on the top of your head with their fist for saying something stupid.

John: Can we eat chicken?

Jasin: no shit. Dude! That's a German (hits John on his head)

John ouch!!:

by Nikki aka thug Barbie June 17, 2008

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

by silly goose1262 March 9, 2010

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

germale

Germale is a true "G" , He'll take yo bitch like a boss and have you watch. Germale will cut a nigga just for looking at him wrong. Germale sure as fuck don't play. Unless it's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Germale is a straight Boss

by Scoobie Da Boss Cottonmouth November 25, 2014