Not to be confused with the Sun Gooning. It is a practice for when you sit too long to stretch your Moon Hole. Requires Elk blood and a Moon Goon license. Developed by Soup and the Goons.
"Bruh my Moon Hole hurts."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
"Hey, I got some Elk blood and peyote; we can Moon Gooning to help that."
by ThrobbinElFuego December 1, 2023
Get the Moon Gooning mug.A coin that holds large a large amount of value to extreme gooners. The more you hold, the more aura you gain.
by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025
Get the Goon Coin mug.Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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by Not south side February 8, 2025
Get the Chicago flicker gooning mug.A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023
Get the Goon mug.1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation
3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"
3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
Get the Gooning mug.You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
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