German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019

German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.

Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.

by The Remaining One April 5, 2017

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021

Lucky German

An alcoholic drink with half Jameson (Irish whiskey) and half Budweiser (German beer) with ice.

What can I get you? Lucky German!

by German-Irish November 26, 2013

German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.

Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016