Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
Get the Goon dodging tournamentmug. 1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!
2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"
"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
Get the Power Gooningmug. by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025
Get the GOONINGmug. A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024
Get the van de goonmug. The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 1, 2020
Get the Goonmug. aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy
carti drop the album already
carti drop the album already
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
Get the Aldis flicker gooningmug. It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
Get the Goon-Omug.