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person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
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Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.
I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.
by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024
mugGet the Goon cocoonmug.

Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now
*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"
by KaffeMannen July 26, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
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Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons
Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!
by ImoGod December 8, 2023
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Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc
Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!
by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023
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