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Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.
Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
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Guyanese Frog Dance

Jumping like a frog on all fours and landing with your penis in a hole, whether it be a butthole, vagina, etc..
Yaeer: I can Guyanese Frog Dance better than anyone here.
Angelo: No, I can. I guyanese frog danced into a guy and a girl at the same time
by squinto August 9, 2024
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frog drownder

It's going to come a frog drownder here.
by gwest77 January 24, 2016
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Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.
by Jaynedine August 1, 2018
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Frog Burger

When someone makes a bun out of two frogs belly to belly, then puts their meat inside essentially creating a burger.
"Dude I heard rodney did a frog burger last night man!" - "No way dude that's insane."
by ThomasEscareno December 14, 2024
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Hard Frog

A frog with an exceptional sexual appetite
"Wow mum that frog has all the girls."

"Yes Jimmy, he's a hard frog"
by muffin1009 November 29, 2018
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Frogged

When a person hits another person causing muscle to spasm and jump causing nausea muscle spasms and a brief limp the next day out of spite
God dang

it I got frogged

and now it hurts to walk I got punched right in my upper side in the same spot hurts so bad
by Lumpy da toad March 25, 2024
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