fried

hasan

'omg bro im so fried like hasan im so cool'

by anna pauls cat March 28, 2022

river fries

When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.

Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries

by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017

Salted Carmel Fries

When you insert Salted Burger king fries inside a Woman's buttocks (Normally African American), and the Salted Fries get lost inside of her anus never to be seen again until her next defecation. After defecation, you fish the fries out of the feces to make a nice side dish for your friends and family.

Go to the Burger King on 3rd Street, pick up some Salted Fries. I need to cook up some Salted Carmel Fries for my little sister's third birthday.

by David Looptocus March 24, 2024

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried

Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.

by crabfeet May 16, 2010

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Fries

FUCKING HEAVEN

*Mcdonalds ememployee*
"Hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?"

Bf* "I'll have a big mac with extra sause and a large coke"

Mcdonalds employee*
"Anything else"?

Bf* "what do you want to eat?"

ME: i want FOUR large fries a Dr. Pepper and two handfuls of ketchup"

by _ur_funny May 17, 2017

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024