The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
Get the Flynn Evansmug. by Ricobain February 5, 2022
Get the Pulled an Evanmug. Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024
Get the EVANmug. 
If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.
by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025
Get the Tweaking Evanmug. 