by Checshlovica April 16, 2022
Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.
1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
by iamtheppman October 14, 2020
One who procrastinates everything that he has to actually do but writes journals in French and does math for "fun." Is the definition of insane.
Oh my god did you see that one dude doing calculus instead of his actual homework? Yeah he's a total Ethan Nguyen.
by Jack Razga April 27, 2022
A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.
Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...
Wait, there is not buts
Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...
Wait, there is not buts
by Yeetmyboi May 08, 2018
Person 1:¨Dude, to hell with these ads! who created them?¨
Person 2:¨ That would be Ethan Zuckerman, which he actually apologized for them.¨
Person 1: ¨Either way, fuck him for making this a thing!¨
Person 2:¨ That would be Ethan Zuckerman, which he actually apologized for them.¨
Person 1: ¨Either way, fuck him for making this a thing!¨
by I fuck negros. March 03, 2023
small little man, goblin like. cracker. slave. if you have an ethan friend, dont be afraid to throw them like a ragoll. very retarded. doesnt know what 2+2 is. a fat small garlic goblin slave who smashed his relatives and pets in alabama.
by thelowblow69 May 09, 2022