Edward scissor fingers

To finger a woman till blood is drawn
(cherry pop only)

You dude guess what, darrgh gave the fat wan the Edward scissor fingers in his car, its everywhere

by Gorillafist October 22, 2020

Edward

Edward is an amazing guy. He is so sweet and shy. His smile will make you wish you were the reason he smiled. He also loves to draw and is an artist. Dont worry if you think he is handsome, most people think he is. His favorite colors are most likely black, blue, gray, white, etc. His favorite music is most likely rock, specifically breaking Benjamin and rise against.

"Someday I will find my edward!"

by Female s i m p November 7, 2020

Edward

Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny

“My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”

by edturd Simmons November 9, 2020

Edward Ball

Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.

damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball

by Epicwowaweewowmoemento November 9, 2020

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020