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2-stroke engine

A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.
If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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Easter egging

The fetish of shitting egg sized droplets on people.
Me and my boyfriend Went easter egging last night. It was great.
by Fuckmylife April 5, 2015
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women engineer

BAD ASS. they are Incredibly determined, wont take no for an answer. The most stubborn type of women you will ever meet. They know exactly what they want and are smart enough to know how to get it. They can be intimidating to men, but they have to be since everyday they walk into a room full of guys having to prove themselves smart enough.

They are smart, sexy and confident.
Guy 1 "I met a women engineer today, we talked cars for hours"
Guy 2 "thats so sexy dude"
by snickerdoddle May 12, 2014
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Wankel Rotary Engine

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.
It's a torture device, does it really need an example?
by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005
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Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
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engineering syndrome

A condition in which engineering, math, science, or other STEM majors have extreme difficulty talking to the opposite sex. Often these people are hold up in their "comfy zone", library, home, or some other quiet location studying. Because of this, people who suffer from Engineering Syndrome are single and lonely because their grades in college cannot afford to be stunted by parties or socializing.
I got on Tinder, but my Engineering Syndrome kicked in and I never messaged him/her.
by ThatEngineer July 12, 2016
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Eugin

A girl who is a reliable friend and trustworthy and has a good sense of humor. Is fairly athletic but lacks in physical height. Also has a minor case of double-chin. Basically the best person in the world.
That girl is so cool, she is such a eugin.
by milkapu May 4, 2011
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