doggerhood

Fatherhood, except the children are dogs.

I wasn’t quite ready for fatherhood, so I entered doggerhood as practice.

by board101 October 14, 2023

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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.

I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.

by BSBoss November 21, 2024

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dodge menodge

dodgey as fuck

hey old mate was dodge menodge ay

by dodgey monedgy December 7, 2024

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Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.

Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.

by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024

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