Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Heart cum

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

Cum piece

That not so special someone in your life that helps you get your nut when you need it. little to no emotional attachment.

Person 1: Hey man I heard you’re dating Emma.

Person 2: Nah man, she’s just my cum piece. We only chill on weekends after the bar.

by Nasty boyz December 30, 2020

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015