Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.

Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.

by creepererererer September 2, 2011

Crap

It means: Chinese Rap music

person 1: "I love listening to crap"
person 2: "what the f-"

by uwuololol May 24, 2022

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap giver

Someone who lies about a lot of crap that isn't believable.

Person #1 "OMG! Kaitlin's telling a bunch of crappy lies again!"

Person #2 " Omg! She's such a crap giver"!

by Crap news June 6, 2015

crap raggedy

Raggedy to the extreme. So raggedy one might crap oneself.

I ran myself crap raggedy today.
I need a new ride. My hoopty is crap raggedy.

by Miguel Molinos January 8, 2014

crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011