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vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
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Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike
AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"
by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022
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Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
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Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.
"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
by robohobo_ March 18, 2017
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"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
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Cowboy Candy

A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
by Jive Talker November 25, 2023
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Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023
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