Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

Cottyidle

adj., a young child, usually 6-8 years old, who doesn't have work and is naughty, like a young dog or cat. From "catty" and "dog", + "idle"

My little brother's such a cottyidle, he's always making trouble

by Sparsons September 24, 2019

Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.

That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.

by Littleshsdevil September 26, 2019

Cottus

Not to be confused COTUS (Center of the universe syndrome).
Not to be confused with coitus (you know, that).

It's own thing. A beast with a thousand hands. Respect it's thang and you may have the keys to places you know not of in this life!

A: You know that... dude in our Spanish class? The one with the tattoos. Total Cottus.
B: Dude, that's not a dude, dude.
A: Total Cottus!

by bn_thelone_li October 12, 2019

Cottonballs

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet

“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”

by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019

Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.

My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .

by Woah now December 23, 2019

Cottage Nerd

Some one that's cringe asf and hangs out at the collage by KHS

Did you see that fucken cottage nerd sitting there all by himself.

by betyoureayear9fag January 8, 2020