A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach
Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!
by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021
Get the Coomer mug.When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003
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by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
Get the cooler than the polar bear's toenail mug.The treasured art of balling up some type of bill with a monetary value
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
while attending a strip club; then proceeding to throw the balled up money at the stripper's
(that is on the stage at that time) "cooter." If accurately landing the ball of money
within the suggested area winning a lap dance on stage by the stripper that has
participated in the game.
Damn you played a good game of cooter ball, now you get a lap dance with that stripper thats got the herps!
by lil jon April 10, 2005
Get the cooter ball mug.When you cannot penetrate the bra region to give a titty twister and in return have to grab a girl by the pussy and twist.
by slammasterj May 7, 2010
Get the Cooter Twister mug.Used by the tomboyish pony Rainbow Dash in the episode "Suited for Success" of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, it is often used by bronies to refer to something that is not cool enough.
Coolness levels can only be raised in increments of 20%, thus things can be 20, 40, 60, etc percent cooler.
Can be used to refer to temperature as well.
Coolness levels can only be raised in increments of 20%, thus things can be 20, 40, 60, etc percent cooler.
Can be used to refer to temperature as well.
Example 1
Guy 1: Yo man check out Black Ops' gameplay, its amazing!
Guy 2: Meh, its ok, needs to be about 20% cooler.
Example 2
CNN reporter: The reactors are still overheating and an effort is being made to cool them.
Couch potato: Hmm they need to be about 20% cooler.
Guy 1: Yo man check out Black Ops' gameplay, its amazing!
Guy 2: Meh, its ok, needs to be about 20% cooler.
Example 2
CNN reporter: The reactors are still overheating and an effort is being made to cool them.
Couch potato: Hmm they need to be about 20% cooler.
by xlXEROHOURlx June 2, 2011
Get the 20% Cooler mug.My face felt like a glazed doughnut the next morning from all the cooter juice that flowed from her sweet box.
by Jake12 March 13, 2007
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