Colonel

A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.

Mike's constant companion...

by South hi November 30, 2003

Colin Poo

a boii with long blonde hair that is very sexxi and hott and i love him very very much!!!!!!!!

a hott boi named colin poo hehe

by LIZZZZZZZZZ March 17, 2005

Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

by Ferenczy June 7, 2016

Colin

A guy who is popular but hides who he really is. He's this great, gorgeous person with stunning blue eyes. He has a lot of compassion and is very supportive of the people around him. He's the best boyfriend you'll ever have. He tends to be insecure about his dick and says it's huge. (It may be huge)

"Colin is cool"
"He's literally the greatest, but he has stop trying to convince people his dick is huge"

by The Next Beyonce February 13, 2017

Colin

Colin is a unique name but usualy a colin could be cringe but scientists have found out that 90% of colins around the world either have autism,chin loss or even both

Hey colin watch out for that rock

by Jumpyboi January 21, 2019

Colin

A baboon, like a man just less advanced.

Wow look at Colin being a fucking BABOOM AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

by Jahjahjahjahjajajaja May 12, 2019

Colin

A huge Manwhore whos gonna get herpes by kissing Hallie; a really annoying bitch also reffered to as a mop with makeup on. colin is also a blond hair wanna be bigshot

Wow that guy dated 4 Girls this month, What a Colin

by ZekeWalsh May 20, 2015