collongitudinal

The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.

One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.

by QuacksO December 10, 2018

Colton

Similar to the Kyan, Colton’s are playful and rowdy. What sets them apart is that they are rather small and sarcastic. They prefer fighting larger names.

God damit, there’s Colton’s everywhere!

by A friendly wirus December 12, 2018

Colton Hines

He’s a promising freshman, also Sheck Wes saved his life.

“Damn that boy Colton Hines is a young promising freshman on that basketball court”

by Big Z2495 December 13, 2018

Colonisphere

The approximately hemispherical region above the ground that forms around a person after they pass gas.

Pronounced Co-Lahn-iss-fear

"Hey, want some more broccoli?"
:Pffffft:
"Uh, no. That's okay. I'm trying to stay out of your colonisphere."
"Yeah, sorry about that."

by Sarginitial January 15, 2019

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019

Colonel Sanders

When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".

Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.

by Nastyneeder February 8, 2019

Colton

Fat cunt

That guy is such a colton.

by 735382 February 22, 2019