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salem college 

Founded by the Moravian Church in 1772 as a school for girls, Salem College is an independent college committed to the liberal arts and quality professional preparation. Salem has always championed independence for women in thought and action, building upon the freedom and responsibility an education imposes. The education emphasizes reason, creativity, and resourcefulness. The 13th-oldest college in the nation, Salem stands as one of our nation's most distinguished private liberal arts colleges, striving to set its signature upon its students by encouraging them to recognize and strengthen their human faculties and their capacities for service, professional life, and leadership.
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Agnes Scott College 

A small but highly-ranked liberal arts women's college on the outskirts of Atlanta. Its beautiful campus, Ivy-educated faculty, and low student-to-professor ratio attracts smart and ambitious women from all over the world. Of course, the high price tag and inevitable stereotypes, such as everyone's a lesbian or a wealthy senator's daughter, may deter a few.
Missy is a senior at Agnes Scott College pursuing a double major in art history and biology with a minor in French. She spends her weekends drinking with her boyfriend at Georgia Tech after a sleepless week of working at her internship and arranging club activities during the few moments not spent studying in the library.

Pacific Union College 

A small, private liberal arts college in the Napa Valley with around 1,500 students. Known for its 100% acceptance rate into Loma Linda University, and its prestigious reputation in academics, leading to its high rankings by U.S. News and World Report.

The students here are generally very motivated, and the ladies are very attractive. A high percentage of girls here are sluts who can be banged quite easily. There are lots of asians, latinos and whites. Not so many blacks.
I met this girl in at the bar, she was really hot, but wouldn't say much. After we finally got talking, we went and had the night of our lives! She went to Pacific Union College.

Centenary College of Louisiana 

A school where all the ugliest girls and the socially awkward attend in hopes of one day being accepted by their just as ugly peers
"Damn that girl is ugly!
"She must go to Centenary College of Louisiana"

Guy1: "Dude, I got accepted to Centenary College of Louisiana!"
Guy2: "Good luck with that"

Martel College 

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."
Martel College by EOL RRF October 6, 2004

winning college 

The act of hooking up with two chicks at the same time.
"Hey bro, how did your night end up?"

"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"
winning college by Nickster113 November 29, 2007

launceston college 

Shit hole where you fail because the teaching isn’t good as all they care about if your hair and how you dress “don’t wear those tight trousers it makes the teaching staff horny