by Yagebuoy July 26, 2014
A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.
'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
by Bonneromics December 30, 2012
by Bobydillin April 06, 2017
When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.
by annonymous430921 April 28, 2008
Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.
by ArrowFin December 25, 2017
by BigDickWillyG April 03, 2015
by Triangle Pete October 27, 2015