chimo

a child molester

by Anonymous November 14, 2002

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

chimechanga

delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada--but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)

(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i'll have the uhhh..uhm...quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada--ok ya i'll take that...no...uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want--i want the chimechanga--no no lets see...ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i'll have the quesadillas.

(in waiters mind) poor sucker...they're all the same...

by dfisdfsdlfj May 16, 2007

chimp

A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.

(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."

by magigs October 8, 2008

chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010