carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007

Carpet Burn

If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".

1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.

2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.

by Standford August 14, 2006

Carpet Ninja

Ninjas that hide in carpets, only slightly less prolific than other household pests, but way more deadly.

Always routinely check your carpets for carpet ninjas.

by Abe Froman, Sausage King September 16, 2010

magic carpet ride

the magic carpet on snowboarding mountains

the magic carpet is so slow i think i will get hungry before i reach the top

by fanatacist February 12, 2004

Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

by Jnailsrelly August 2, 2008

Carpet Cleaner

A male who eats out a female following another man ejaculating into a female.

Person 1: That dude's so beta, he ate out his girl after someone else did all the work!
Person 2: Hey man, no shame in being a carpet cleaner.

by Redd73 June 15, 2019

carpet-burn

an insult insulting name to call someone

hey carpet-burn hyb

by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020