Cancer

What killed my aunt😭😭😭

Person: I heard your ____ died from cancer😭
You: yeah, sadly.😭

by ZumBugOfficial November 30, 2021

Cancer music

The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it

if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer

by Surfaceoffice October 30, 2023

Bladder Cancer

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza

man "Rozza has Bladder Cancer!"

by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

Cancer

Cancers are funny, intelligent, shy, and sometimes mean zodiac signs. when they are angry they will explode and give you what you got coming if you push their buttons. they are kind and goofy with their friends and loves having company. cancers will win every fight they have been in. sometimes they have troubles getting rid of toxic friendships because they hate being alone. even though they dont have a lot of friends in their circles, they have a lot of associates.

Oh wow i didnt know you were a cancer!

by Lenaaaaaaaaaaaa February 26, 2020

mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial

Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Cancer

Seeing something so cringe that your brain developes cancer.

"Ayo look at this video of a femboy."
"Oh god I just got cancer."

by FexInt March 6, 2023

cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023