Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt

O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!

by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

Kentucky Canker Sore

A sore one gets when he forgets to wipe his anus and then precedes to participate in athletic activities. The sore is generally very rashed and dirty. While the only cure being human saliva, one must physically eat his own Kentucky Canker sore out of his asshole or ask a friend/relative for assistance.

When Fred couldn't bare his "Kentucky Canker Sore" anymore he just decided to call up his buddy Tim.

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

cocker

A slang term for the Autococker Paintball gun.

Will you use your new cocker in the next game?

No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.

by Hi January 4, 2004

cracker

Type of unleavened bread that is commonly salted and eaten with soup.

Person 1: Yo cracka whatchu eatin?
Person 2: I'm eatin some soup with crackers.

by B n N January 22, 2006

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.

When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.

by Buzberry April 27, 2019