A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
by The Silent Fart Treatment Expo May 26, 2017
Get the Meme Crush mug.1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.
2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.
3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.
3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.
Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016
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you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
by cocket July 29, 2014
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I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013
Get the Penis crush mug.Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016
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1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken
Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.
by deffdefying May 29, 2016
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by dnnee March 5, 2009
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