thirteenth button

Old military training film euphemism for a condom.

Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.

by G D Hetz November 12, 2007

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Helen Buttons

Someone who forgets everything but is still really cool.

Toby: Oh shit where are my keys?

Moby: Dude! You're such a Helen Buttons!

by Bobkatlolz May 4, 2009

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Benjamin Buttoned

When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.

Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned

by mophead1 August 11, 2010

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Getting Buttoned

Getting Buttoned: Getting buttoned means you were sent to voicemail after someone saw you were calling. They pressed the end call, or the ignore button on their phone to avoid talking to you.

1. An't that a bitch my brother just buttoned me...and his inbox is full I can't even leave him a message. There is nothing worse than getting buttoned by my own brother.

2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?

by Killentime January 22, 2011

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