Skip to main content

Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
mugGet the Corn Babymug.

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
by buddythebetta February 22, 2012
mugGet the baby koalamug.

no baby memo

A woman's menstrual cycle or period. When one receives her monthly cycle, she then has the knowledge that she is not pregnant.
Me: "Got the no baby memo."

My boyfriend: "Yay?"
by cares not September 11, 2009
mugGet the no baby memomug.

baby fear

Jim was afraid to get too close to the small humans. He had the baby fear.
by Myth Ookami January 23, 2010
mugGet the baby fearmug.

milk baby

a beautiful woman who is independent and all about her money and wellbeing
wow, look at her! so luxurious.
she’s a milk baby
by fiona eggless April 18, 2020
mugGet the milk babymug.

chipmunk baby

A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina.
"... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."
by dora t. explorer July 23, 2012
mugGet the chipmunk babymug.

Booga Baby

A term of endearment to a child or loved one.
Who is my little booga baby??? You are!
by Navy boy Roy December 16, 2020
mugGet the Booga Babymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email