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ass burgers

The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's
Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's
by Layla87 September 30, 2011
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Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace
by InnerBacon96571 May 7, 2018
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nurgle burger

1. A disgusting burger which is obviously made of what is in cafeteria food, or is cafeteria food.
2. used as a random word to describe something, basically meaning absoluetly nothing, sorta just thrown onto a word.
3. Used to break an awkward silence or any silence at all, usually shouted.
4. Used to replace any curse word at any given moment, used instead as nurga burga instead of nurgle burger.
5. A pinched loaf.
1. Dude! That's one hell of a nurgle burger you got there Chris!
2. That party was all nurgle burgery.
3. "NURGLE BURGER!" Shouted Mike in the middle of the history exam.
4. "Cody is a nurga burga!" said Mike as he kicked Cody in the ass.
5. I just made a huge nurgle burger in the bathroom and I ain't flushing it.
by Bob Muffin May 26, 2006
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Dirt Burger

A term for a burger that in made with either Vegetable protein, soy/tofu or grains AKA Boca or Gardenburger
Pammy doen't like going the Burgerama because they do not serve Dirt Burgers.
by BruinKiller3469 May 27, 2009
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shite-burger

A common Australian word used when a simple fuck will not do to describe how astonished one is at a situation. Also commonly used when children are near. It seems to take the edge off.

Note: Bugger typically comes after this word in most sentences.
Harry: You have to score another point to win this game
*loses*
*looks at small children crying*
Michael: Shite-burger. Bugger this to hades.
by Mattou November 9, 2004
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brataslava burger

To make a hamburger and put everything in sight on it.
i was stoned out of my mind and i made a brataslava burger. it had pickles, marshmellows, french fries, 2 cookies, a danish and some chicken nuggets on it.

i love making brataslava burgers!

last time i had a brataslava burger i put 4 different hot peppers on it, along with peanutbutter, mayonayse, kiwifruit, parsnips and a slab of lasagna. the next time i took a shit it was carnage.
by fairf December 21, 2007
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wish burger

A meatless or vegetartian/vegan burger type sandwich
At the local IN-N-OUT Pam ordered a Wish burger for lunch.
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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