PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005

Dog's Breakfast 

The human brain and what it's worth, according to author Kurt Vonnegut.

How could he have figured it out on his own using only that dog's breakfast between his ears?

Dog's Breakfast by J Mulkeen December 9, 2008

big breakfast 

An overweight person who eats large meals during work or school.

It's third period, and big breakfast is still chowing down on those doughnuts!

big breakfast by DerekG May 30, 2008

pot lot breakfast 

Another name for pot luck breakfast.

We will have a pot lot breakfast with lots of booze.

pot lot breakfast by jvgarren March 15, 2007

French Breakfast 

When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.

Hey babe, come over here and make your eggs into a French Breakfast for me.

French Breakfast by Big Arms January 13, 2008

Hiawathas Breakfast 

The act of taking a dump in a roasting pan and leaving it in someones fridge.

That bender I was at really blew, so I left them a nice Hiawathas Breakfast to wake up too.

Hiawathas Breakfast by Cam81 July 21, 2008

british breakfast 

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

british breakfast by TinoFett June 11, 2006