The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex

Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love

by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022

Boston

We're elitist, yet somehow dirty.

We're progressive, yet somehow prejudiced.

We're full of history, and we're full of shit.

We are 50 shades of ugly.

We are cold as ice.

We are alcoholics in denial.

We are smarter than you.

We hate you all.

We are Boston.

"Boston Strong!"

"Shut up."

by CurrantResident May 18, 2018

Boston Tostada

The act of munting a midget who was the victim of frogage

“Man, that Boston Tostada really wrecked my weekend”

by Crazy style pizza March 4, 2025

Boston Derangement syndrome

When people hate on City of Boston, Boston sports, or the people in Boston every time they hear the word Boston,They get easily triggered in reality they know they aren’t winners like us.

I hate Boston fans, don’t say I have Boston derangement syndrome. Cause I don’t.

by Khleezy June 20, 2022

Boston

He is the playboy type he will break your heart in fuckin pieces he well only hit you up at a time when he wanna come over to play with your feelings and he will only ask for head so ya fuck his dirty ass FUCK YOU BOSTON!!!

BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop

Girl: why is that all you want ??

BOSTON: never mind im not coming over

Girl: k. whatever

by Azria March 29, 2020

Boston Cream

When you cum in a someone's ass or vagina and then you diarrhea shit on their pubic bone creating a cream filling and a chocolate coating similar to a Boston Cream donut

"Yo, your mom is an absolute freak, she let me give her the good ol Boston Cream last night 😏”

by Naked Cowboy at Ram Ranch June 29, 2024

Boston Pop Socket

When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.

Dude, I gave my gf one of those Boston Pop Sockets she's always been asking for last night.

by SlickMik11 February 7, 2019