Schrödinger's Blowjob

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

Brazilian Blowjob

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?

by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

by anonymous February 14, 2025

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

Waikiki Blowjob

When a Waikiki “masseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on

A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha

by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025

Open Eyed Blowjob

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.

Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."

by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025

Blowjob Diarrhea

when the head so good it gives you the shits

shrek gave me blowjob diarrhea

by jdung May 16, 2023