well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.
by susanismyalias January 5, 2010
Get the blindsiding the marlin mug.When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
Get the Blind Moment mug.You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'
"What's that?" replies the boss,
"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."
"What's that?" replies the boss,
"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."
by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008
Get the anal blindness mug.Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
Get the Watermelon Blindness mug.(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
Two caveats:
*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).
*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).
Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
M: Ended up with Maria.
H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.
M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
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Get the blenderhead mug.with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008
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