When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
Otis - Dude.....gross
by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011
Get the Sneaky-bandit mug.1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time
by e.c. gangster32 May 10, 2011
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Get the Ass Bandit mug.A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 9, 2011
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Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!
by TRob August 1, 2012
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When you get your ass handed to you by the As Bandits like an asian maid on a nice springy day when you have the flu due to you finding out that you have chlamydia because you had sex with that dirty trailer park whore you found attractive when you had your beer goggles on, in any multi-playing video game. Such as. . .
• Guitar Hero
• Call Of Duty (Every Single One B*tch!)
• Skate ( All 3 of them b*tches)
etc.
Well you get the point, but in other nicely words. . .
Kill Yourself
When you get your ass handed to you by the As Bandits like an asian maid on a nice springy day when you have the flu due to you finding out that you have chlamydia because you had sex with that dirty trailer park whore you found attractive when you had your beer goggles on, in any multi-playing video game. Such as. . .
• Guitar Hero
• Call Of Duty (Every Single One B*tch!)
• Skate ( All 3 of them b*tches)
etc.
Well you get the point, but in other nicely words. . .
Kill Yourself
*A clan in regular COD pre-game lobby after playing against the As Bandits*
Guy 1: What the fu*ck just happened?
Guy 2: I don't know, we used riot shields, we tried camping, we did everything but nothing!
Random Guy Who Was Listening: Sh*t! You got As Bandit'd to?
Guy 1: Yeah, those nuggers.
Guy 2: Wait. . . What!?
Guy 1: I mean niggers
Guy 1: What the fu*ck just happened?
Guy 2: I don't know, we used riot shields, we tried camping, we did everything but nothing!
Random Guy Who Was Listening: Sh*t! You got As Bandit'd to?
Guy 1: Yeah, those nuggers.
Guy 2: Wait. . . What!?
Guy 1: I mean niggers
by As Bandits October 20, 2012
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Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012
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