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Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.
Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
by metmike November 20, 2013
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Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?
by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023
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National baking day

National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.
Jimmy celebrating national baking day!
by ashley holman February 22, 2021
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Easy Bake

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.
That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven
by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014
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Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".
"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."
by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017
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california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
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Baked Potato

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.
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