joe-bag

one who thinks they are the shit and above the law when really they are just a narrowminded pain in the ass, dumbass, or any other kind of cockblock.

Don't be a fucking joe-bag!

by God____ November 15, 2010

in the hurt bag

To be in a great deal of pain.

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

she bag

the female equivalent of a "tea bag." where the girl runs up and rubs her genetalia in/on someones face.

"He thought he was so cool for tea bagging me, but last night i totally she bagged him."

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

glassine bag

The preferred packaging envelope for heroin, also popular with jewelers and philatelics (stamp collectors). Glassine bags are non stick and do not promote condensation and are easilly stamped with a logo in order to promote brand recognition.

I had to stop at the head shop to pick up some more glassine bags because I used the last box to bag up a a few bricks.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Ball Bag

The name for someone who is a total douche.

"Man, Kai is such a ball bag"

by Iknowit August 22, 2012

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

jag bag

1. the semen filled reservoir-tip of a used condom
2. a person who is a jackass, particularly in Chicago

Those cabbies who drive like maniacs are real jag bags.

by wacb October 11, 2007