Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 06, 2019

vanilla asian

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

by Savage Cucumber May 22, 2016

cool asians

Every school has the group of cool asians. Lemme give a description: probably filipino, mixed with guys and girls, says the n word, only talks to their group, shady to everyone, everyone wants to be them, a group of cool kids

dude 1: bro a cool asian walked pass me in the hall.. i’d didn’t even know how to react... i was like terrified but speechless

dude 2: sounds like a cool asians to me

by sexybitch707 October 14, 2019

asian cow

A overwieght asian female that is often seen in the wild with a mouthful of braces and stylish rolling backpack.

That asian cow is a speed racer

by Asian swagboi May 13, 2015

Asian Chris

some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games

(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel

by darealnoahm March 24, 2017

asian derek

He initially seems like a Nice guy, but then gets wayy too fucking clingy and he turns out to be a brat. Fuck you Asian Derek punk ass bitch go on a diet please

Hey, do you know Derek?
I know a lot of Dereks, Which One?
Asian Derek
Ohhhh noooo

by BigDaddyisMaddy September 18, 2017

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017