Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Oliver Phillips-Jones

An amazing friend, the most loyal and caring friend to ever exist
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.

They mean the world to those around them

You know Oliver Phillips-Jones
The kind one?

Yeah

by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Evelyn Mary Jones

Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?

Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.

Everyone else : cant relate

by theoneandonlyafghan November 21, 2021

Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.

Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES

by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023

kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

talia noelle jones

perfection. talia noella jones is perfecr.

woah there is talia noelle jones, she is perfect

by swaggy del April 17, 2021

elijah marie jones

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.

who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

by copforhoeism March 18, 2020