anal cock

Anal cock is a slang term for an anbormal penal growth in the Anal/Rectal area. It also makes for a good random expletive.

<Guy> Hey, has anyone played Chrono Trigger?
<Other Guy> ANAL COCK
<Guy> Uh, okay.

by Wetflame September 5, 2004

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
Guy 1: Aww, did you see that fat guy rip one?
Guy 2: Yeah, he just had an anal spasm for sure.

by gooch master in bed February 19, 2009

soft anal

Romantic or delicate penetration of anothers anus. Ofter accompanied by candlelight and smooth music.

John: would you like to come to my house for some soft anal?
Sharon: Oh you are so romantic john!

by wizard bong January 25, 2011

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

ANAL CREAMPIE

CUM IN HER ASS OR HIS

Yo i gave charlie a anal creampie

by gary sexy 6969 January 27, 2020

Anal Ashtray

The act of placing a lit ciggarette in to your partners rectum.

Cooper Kelly was sitting in his room and gave him self the good ol' Anal Ashtray.

by BigGayAnalHole April 21, 2011