Asian Exit

When you subtly leave the table early to pay for the meal

Every time my uncle invites my family to a dim sum, everybody tries to Asian exit their way through. It's annoying.

by rh0m3ga November 29, 2019

vanilla asian

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Asian Sam

Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.

Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam

Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol

by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019

cool asians

Every school has the group of cool asians. Lemme give a description: probably filipino, mixed with guys and girls, says the n word, only talks to their group, shady to everyone, everyone wants to be them, a group of cool kids

dude 1: bro a cool asian walked pass me in the hall.. i’d didn’t even know how to react... i was like terrified but speechless

dude 2: sounds like a cool asians to me

by sexybitch707 October 14, 2019

Asian Chris

some hoe who thinks he can swim and likes to play lego games

(asian chris once said) do you want to go play lego marvel

by darealnoahm March 24, 2017

Asian Beef

When 1 asian dumps another asian like a dumpling falling out of one of those Chinese takeout container things due to beef in their relationship. For example, TRUST ISSUES.

Al, did you hear about the Asian Beef??? Aaron finally dumped his cousin.

by UpNextVanillaSwirlOnThePole January 19, 2018

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017