ya momma's asshole

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.

1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!

by Tebbo August 20, 2006

Hey, you fucking asshole.

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.

"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

by Jolee Bindo May 17, 2005

asshole insurance

A trick of the skilled asshole; Asshole insurance. The insurance covers all acts of assholery by providing the victim with an assemblage of minions ready to vouch for the legitimacy of his/her actions.

For use in DnD 3.5:
Take the "Leadership" feat at LVL 7 and then "Asshole Insurance" at LVL 10 and you're all set.

What the hell? Another paycut... right before Christmas? Fucking asshole! Goddamn Mr. Smith and his asshole insurance.

by Pastafiend January 5, 2006

Ashley water

alcohol in a water bottle, preferably vodka

"Do you want some of the ashley water?"

by winnie/ H.P. April 2, 2007

ashlee porter

An extermely beautiful girl that deserves nothing but the best. she is truly amazing

ashlee porter is a beauty

by vandea September 2, 2009

Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.

by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

Asshole Relapse

When someone is an asshole, then apologizes for being an asshole and acts normal for a while. After a period of time however, the person returns to being an asshole.

Jason said he was sorry for being such an asshole all the time. Too bad he started being an asshole again 2 days later.

Yeah, he's had an asshole relapse plenty of times in the past. He'll be saying sorry again in another week or two.

by Noboru July 12, 2010