Apex Legends

A dumbass game that thought that it will kill and overcome Fortnite but did the opposite a month into its release. It’s a shit game that it’s made by EA and surprised it doesn’t force you to spend money on the god forsaken game

Hey dude, Wanna Play some Apex Legends?
Fuck no that’s a deformed Fortnite copy

by Dat_Boi33 July 19, 2019

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apeeklbeeowqlor

A cheeseburger with tons and tons of pickles and a few tomatoes.

No way, there's absolutely no way I'm going to eat an apeeklbeeowqlor!

by Jonbash June 1, 2003

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Apeichai

Asian kid.

with a life.
KINDA funny.
says ur mom alot.
its apeichai.
:D

Apeichai.

by vickyapeichai May 5, 2010

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Apetamin

An on the rise weight gain syrup which is reported to specifically help women who desire to add mass to their hips and buttocks. It is reported to act quickly and increase appetite, and is marketed towards people who have struggled to gain weight.

Shannon and Bradley had been married for almost 2 years when she heard about apetamin. She knew he loved her but she also knew he struggled to prevent his eye from wandering. She had always been thin and that he desired a little more thickness in his life. So when she heard that Bradley would be gone for about 2 months on a business trip, she sprang her plan into action. After 2 months of apetamin, her thighs had gained 8 inches each, and her flutes had gained 10. When Brad walked through the door after his return, his jaw dropped. The skinny girl he had left at home had turned into a curved goddess. He couldn’t help himself but to immediately begin feeling up her new curves. In fact, he almost instantly took her into the bedroom and bent her over. As she felt him slide in and start to grind into her new booty, she smiled as she saw the pleasure shoot ripples through his face. He quickly lost control and she felt him swell up inside her, as he groaned “I’m bout to bust in this DUMPTRUCK!” She felt a massive load blast into her for almost a minute, before he finally gasped and started to slide out. She smiled: a total success.

by Swirlin64 February 17, 2020

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Apex predator!

A person that think he is good at Apex legends, just because he is the highest rank in the game.

He is always really bad at the game and complain often that his internet connection is disturbing him.
But he is just bad at the game.

William: I am an Apex predator!, i am so good at the game, it will be so easy!

William: “Dies” Complains about his internet making him lose.
Emil: Ha, you’re so bad at the game, and i thought you were good!

by Snipez3-0 April 6, 2022

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