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Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022
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Alma (anki)

Alma (anki) loves guys and is straight, loves to trycka in sina ögon when they cry
Alma (anki) loves straight things
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Álmos

Fiorella’s dream boyfriend. The most optimistic and the funniest person you've ever met. He is kinda SLEEPY, but still have time for everything.
OMG look! Álmos (Szundi) is coming, act sexy.
by Szundi February 4, 2022
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Almogy

A word similar to almighty, except cooler.
Behold: THE ALMOGY LOAF
by soopszen February 8, 2022
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Almas

Almas is literally the sweetest most kind hearted and loving person ever. she’s always there for you no matter what. she’ll always try to make you feel better whether it is by giving you encouraging advice or by just cracking up one of her many jokes. her personality and looks are ones anyone would fall for. she’s hilarious, kind, chill, and incredibly beautiful. she has such an outgoing and fun all round personality that you just have to love in a person. she has brown silky soft straight hair, beautiful brown eyes and a perfect face and body structure. she’s insecure of her looks and doubts herself at times but what she doesn’t know is that she’s absolutely gorgeous. she tends to overthink at times but thats only because she cares too much about her close friends and family. she’s extremely loyal to her friends and sometimes strangers too. don’t underestimate her because she will stand up for a friend if she needs to. she won’t tolerate fake people or people who are just plain annoying and rude. she can be overly apologetic at times but that’s only because as mentioned before, she has too much love in her heart for everyone. any person would be lucky to have alma as a friend, girlfriend, or just person in their life in general. you couldn’t ask for anyone better then alma. she’s like someone you’ve never met before.
Almas is very kind girl
by Bbyeee February 17, 2022
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Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"
Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.
by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022
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Almari

A big black scary man with thicccccccc cake. He also thinks he's a gangster
Man 1: Yo!!! it's almari!
Man 2: OMG HE IS BLACK
by Joshua Abruzzese March 3, 2022
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