Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 03, 2023

brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian

jesus christ, you pulled a brian simkins

by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022

Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 April 11, 2018

Brian Sheey

Magnificent man.

Brian Sheey, a truly magnificent man and tattoo artist.

by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 22, 2020

brian macdonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man existing on this planet. He is the bass player in PVRIS, according to his bandmate Lynn Gunn, he is the worst bass player (PVRIS play 'Say WHAT!?) but that's false facts sis. wig. you WILL be amazed by his amazing talent, you will feel the need to cry every time you see his beautiful film photos on his fancy gram. Stan Brian MacDonald!

Should we protect Brian MacDonald?

Yes, we certainly do!

by yéét March 19, 2018

Brian MacDonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man in the whole entire world. He is the bass player in PVRIS, it's lit. You will be amazed by his talent. yeet

Should we protect Brian MacDonald at all costs?

Yes, we certainly do

by yéét March 19, 2018