Being J

The act of being jealous of your co-workers awesomeness. AKA Sam Roberts

Can you believe how Sam is Being J Sam this morning.

by Awesome Greek November 13, 2009

j lo

that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.

- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!

by Jack Bean December 3, 2004

PB&J

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.

"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."

by dannydanndann October 2, 2020

pb&j

a public blow job

when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j

by Shangri-la_Soldier July 7, 2011

J Guy's

Absolutely fantastic and Aleesha doesn't have a clue

Wow Woody your middle names James you're fantastic

Oh that's because J Guy's are fantastic and Aleesha doesn't have a clue

by Jwoody101 April 30, 2021

Vitamin J

Used when speaking about receiving Christ or when referring to Jesus.

"I gotta go to church Sunday and get that Vitamin J son!"

by Adam Dizzle White April 30, 2008

Blow J

A term used to refer to the act of orally stimulating the male sex organ.

Before copulation the male often requests a Blow J.

by Daniequalsrad March 31, 2009