When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
by JHerny13 June 7, 2018
Get the Chapped Dickmug. "You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"
by rubberweiner March 6, 2020
Get the dicking and ballingmug. 1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two
1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red
by theTSMilitia August 27, 2008
Get the brillo dickmug. A very small dick
by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
Get the tinsel dickmug. by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
Get the Pickens Dickmug. dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button
by Daxter286 November 25, 2011
Get the Dick thirtymug. This term is used when you are clapping somebody's cheeks in a match of Fortnite or in just everyday life.
by The TANK 15 November 26, 2018
Get the Womp Dickmug.