Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019

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josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe

Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd

by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019

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crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

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Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)

You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.

by dnnee March 5, 2009

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Cody Crush

1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.

2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.

3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.

Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.

Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.

by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016

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