Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019

Poole Bus Station

Gypsy camp full of teen moms, 13year old smoker roadmen, old people and home to the UK's shittest excuse of a public transport service, More buses.
Always stinks, general scabby place

Wanna go down to Poole Bus Station to shoot some heroin and smoke some weed with the teens?

by benpeasefukers January 30, 2018

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

by bluersx February 07, 2011

Ain't Getting On That Bus

phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...

babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

magic school bus

1. A show about this bus that would shrink, get sick,and fly. It was awsome and educatinal. It was awsomcational

2.A term used for making fun of someone usually because they ride the short bus.

1.magic school bus was the reason I woke up early on Saturday mornings

2.Why don't you just shut up Jimmy and go ride on the magic school bus?

by DizzyLizzy May 31, 2006

magic bus

N. Someone who's detached from reality. Taken from slang nickname for the trolley in "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" used to go to the Land of Make-Believe.

Voter 1: "I think the Green Party will win the White House in '08!"

Voter 2: "Whoa...someone's really riding the magic bus."

by DaBunny June 03, 2005