tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015

Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.

I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.

by HomoSnail September 20, 2016

Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.

IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.

by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

Joe Milton

A trash QB owned by The Rocky Lombardi🐐

Rocky Lombardi owns Joe Milton

by bronsthegoat June 20, 2021

Joe's World

Joe's World is the definition of a personality type, a complete and total moron. A person who lies consistently and sits and on his computer monitoring all of his Facebook Groups. This type of person will complain about how people in his groups don't/won't follow HIS rules. Joe's World is a place where he make sure up rules and if you are not in his favor you will be called out like a child. As you can see the Joe's World personality is one that very few people can get along with.

Look at Carl, he must not be welcome in Joe's World because he disagreed with him.

by King Cusher November 1, 2016

Joe Durst

Short and stocky, yet manly and attractive. Most women like him but are threatened by his disproportionate biceps. He is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ (Mormon) and his dad is a famous politician.

I hopped in the Honda Fit with my good friend Joe Durst.

by Sickest dopest guy October 6, 2021