redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

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Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

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Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

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Redneck cigarette

Self rolled smokes, rollies

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?

by NutJoicer November 6, 2020

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Being redneck ain’t just wearing camo, driving a big ass truck, and listening to country music. Being a redneck is about loyalty and respect. Rednecks also don’t only listen to country, we listen to rock and rap too. And it also ain’t driving a huge ass truck. What about the rednecks who drive $1200 Hondas and New Edge Mustangs? They exist too. And ah yes camo, it also ain’t only camo. We wear Jordans, Under Armour shirts, North Face, Columbia, and basically everything else. Don’t be a fake redneck who has a gay looking jacked up haircut. Be a real redneck.

Bahaha! Look at Ryan😂 Thinks he’s a redneck just because he has that jacked up haircut and posts Snapchat stories with his shirt off.

by Yippie kay yay December 29, 2020

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